Dante is Dante, No one else, Just Dante. Cause being Dante is cool cause Dante is not like anyone else making Dante unique! Love Dante lol
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- Lugar:
- Cambridge, United Kingdom
- Fecha de nacimiento:
- 08 de junio de 1980
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Dante McNulty 2:41am = Way past my bed time zzzzzz
Dante McNulty So what are y'all all doing for Christmas and New Year? I'll be in New York! I can't wait!!!!!
Dante McNulty Is looking forward to Christmas and new years
Dante McNulty Four broken toes over the holiday season is not what I call fun! :(
Dante McNulty I have Tonsilitus and need sympathy :(
Dante McNulty Happy Happy Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
Dante McNulty Hey everyone, how you all doing? Sorry I've been neglecting you recently... Been so busy!
Dante McNulty
Wishes I could measure how much of my life has passed me by while I played with my iPhone. . . Maybe there's an app for that.
Dante McNulty Is off to New YorK tomorrow
Dante McNulty Down Down Down Down Down
Dante McNulty Has a belly ache! :(
Dante McNulty 567.. 568.. 569.. Can't talk until I finish my pushups 570.. 571..
Dante McNulty
Sometimes when life hands you lemons you just need to take those lemons and throw them back in life's face and say "How very dare you!!! Don't come back here till you have some oranges or at least a bloody good sized grapefruit!"
Dante McNulty
A man walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says, "You've got one minute to get out of here before the place blows!" A tortoise in the back shouts, "You b*stard!"
Dante McNulty
Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete
Dante McNulty So how was everyones weekend?
Dante McNulty Erghhhh a long weekend ahead! Hope y'all have a more relaxing one then me!
Dante McNulty
just risked a car accident to type this
Dante McNulty
says misogynistic humor offends me because some of my best friends are cunts.
Dante McNulty
Naturally the world doesn't revolve around me, I MAKE it revolve around me!
Dante McNulty Does anyone know if they make inversion beds? I think that's the only way my shoulder will be comfortable at night lol
Dante McNulty "The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source" - George Washington
Dante McNulty
sometimes watches the birds and wonders "If I could fly who would I sh*t on?"
Dante McNulty
now regrets his attempt to see how many bananas he could eat in 10 mins
Dante McNulty Q. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna? A. Potpourri.
Dante McNulty From my experience, I have found that leaving the scene of accidents saves you MORE money than switching to Geico.
Dante McNulty Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me
Dante McNulty Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
Dante McNulty
is ............... can you figure it out??
