Dwight K. Schrute
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DSCreado el 18 de junio de 2008 a las 15:04
 
Daniel Choi

Daniel Choi Jim Halpert:
Have you called any headhunters?

Michael Scott:
Any good headhunter knows that I am available.

Dwight Schrute:
Any
really good headhunter will storm your village at sunset with
overwhelming force and cut off your head with a ceremonial knife.

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Daniel Choi

Daniel Choi Question: What is the Dharma Inititave?

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Robyn

Robyn it's never the person you most suspect. it is always never the person you least expect. it is always the person you most medium suspect, therefore i suspect it is Phillis because she is the one i most medium suspect

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Megan Walker

Megan Walker "My perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down a woman tells me to stop. It's her fathers business. She's Tiffany. I say no, we make love all night. In the morning the cops come, I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell T ...iffany to meet me in Mexico. I go to Canada, I don't trust her, besides I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard: I have a son, and it's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years.She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier."

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Stacy Mero

Stacy Mero "We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

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Dan Chapa

Dan Chapa "Requsting permission to fire Jim Halpert".

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Dan Chapa

Dan Chapa "Superior Schrute genes".

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John Murray

John Murray DWIGHT SCHRUTE!

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Lori Jean Gorklo

Lori Jean Gorklo Assistant Regional Manager..............Assistant to the regional manager.........

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Romeo Villarreal

Romeo Villarreal "how would I describe myself? three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable."

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Angie Kolonich

Angie Kolonich "When I die I want to be frozen.... even if it has to be in pieces. And when they unfreeze me I will be stronger because I will have spent that time trying to figure out why I died, and if there are any defensive moves I could have done to protect myself" LOL

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Steven Troxel

Steven Troxel I'm sorry, we only take master card or diner's club

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Taylor Jeezus Willis Larsen

Taylor Jeezus Willis Larsen JIM OHH I MISS HIM SO MUCH OOH I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP JIM- False. I do not miss him.

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Luke Crawford

Luke Crawford "that why it's murder not muckduck"

Clare Shoemaker

Clare Shoemaker i am some where between a snake and a mongoose...and a panther

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